Here is some interesting sayings about camping and hiking
- Escalators would help on steep uphill sections
- Too many bugs, spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests
- A McDonald’s would be nice at the end of the trail
- The places where trails do not exist are not well marked
- Too many rocks in the mountains
- Need more signs to keep area clean and natural
- When using a public campground, place a tuba on your picnic table it will keep the campsites on either side vacant
- You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping bag by running over it with your car
- Your side of the tent is always the side that leaks
- The sun sets twice as fast than normal when you’re trying to set up camp
- When planning to take time off of work or school for your camping trip, always add an extra week, because when you get home from your ‘holiday’ you’ll be too tired to go back for a week after
I love the second one, if only it were that simple.